Weather Analysis T-Shirts

2012 warmest year on record so far.

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

Fear/Knowledge

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Reading my Critics

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Painting clouds

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Will work for ETFs

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"