Weather Analysis Pillows

2012 warmest year on record so far.

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Fear/Knowledge

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Reading my Critics

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Painting clouds

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Will work for ETFs

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"