Weather Watchers Gifts

"Storm's a-brewin."

"He says he's not coming out until we've been vaccinated."

'Is it Wimbledon fortnight already?'

'..and showers over Wimbledon may lead to outbreaks of Cliff Richard later.'

"The first thing we do is go and withdraw our 'rainy day' investment."

Uncanny. Like the weather girl was speaking directly to him, and him alone.

'If we'd been saving for a rainy day, we'd be penniless by now.'

Two guys in golf cart: 'You didn't get out and vote?' - 'Are you kidding me.....?'

Monday - Friday, the weather is good. The weekend it rains...

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

'Sorry, I'm travel and weather; philosophy's over there...'

"They'd be perfect as fans if there was any wind."

"Well, you're moody today."

'I'm hoping for a heat wave - I could afford to lose a few pounds.'

"Well, I guess the rain has to stop somewhere!"

"Sure - you could move to Florida - but, then, you wouldn't have the wonderful change of seasons.."

"I don't recall it being quite this humid last July."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Wacky Weather.

"Let's hope it doesn't rain!"

'I just don't understand why I'm not getting any business...'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

'Hey, I know! -- We can dig a basement and wait till it floods!'

"Have we ever been asked if we even want the weather?..."

Frost Bite.

"Didn't I tell you to go before we left?"

America Discovers a WMD (weather of mass destruction) and down in Florida, it's the return of the Hanging Chad.

The Barometric Pressure begins to tell on Stan the Weatherman.

Storm Sandy aftermath.

Storm Arwen Batters UK

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

Italian Heatwave

"Bob! What are you doing in your boat?" "Waiting for the big spring thaw!"

'Snow in the spring is an act of terrorism!'