Weather Watchers Pillows

"Storm's a-brewin."

"He says he's not coming out until we've been vaccinated."

'Is it Wimbledon fortnight already?'

'..and showers over Wimbledon may lead to outbreaks of Cliff Richard later.'

"The first thing we do is go and withdraw our 'rainy day' investment."

"Well, I guess the rain has to stop somewhere!"

"I don't recall it being quite this humid last July."

Uncanny. Like the weather girl was speaking directly to him, and him alone.

"Sure - you could move to Florida - but, then, you wouldn't have the wonderful change of seasons.."

'I'm hoping for a heat wave - I could afford to lose a few pounds.'

"Well, you're moody today."

'Sorry, I'm travel and weather; philosophy's over there...'

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

"They'd be perfect as fans if there was any wind."

Monday - Friday, the weather is good. The weekend it rains...

Two guys in golf cart: 'You didn't get out and vote?' - 'Are you kidding me.....?'

'If we'd been saving for a rainy day, we'd be penniless by now.'

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'I just don't understand why I'm not getting any business...'

"Let's hope it doesn't rain!"

Wacky Weather.

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'Snow in the spring is an act of terrorism!'

'Cup match or not, Sir, you'll just have to cancel this afternoon's game . . .'

Italian Heatwave

"Bob! What are you doing in your boat?" "Waiting for the big spring thaw!"

Storm Sandy aftermath.

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

The Barometric Pressure begins to tell on Stan the Weatherman.

America Discovers a WMD (weather of mass destruction) and down in Florida, it's the return of the Hanging Chad.

"Didn't I tell you to go before we left?"

Frost Bite.

"Have we ever been asked if we even want the weather?..."

'Hey, I know! -- We can dig a basement and wait till it floods!'