Weather Watcher Gifts

"What's that Scottish word for when its cold, dark and raining?"

"I would have gone on a run."

"Well, now the flood warning's been downgraded to just a light mid-afternoon sprinkle."

"Uh-oh, I think a storm has turned our valuable ocean-front property into worthless ocean-floor property."

Rain, Sunshine and the Tree

"Now, if New York were sunny and bright like Colorado, then that would be another story."

"Cheater."

A truck salts the road.

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

'Hello, I'd like to apply for some property insurance.'

"What is the normal temperature for this time of the year?"

The Last Throes of Summer and Real Life.

"Bernard, nobody likes and 'I told you so.'"

spring must be on its way - the rain's getting warmer.

'Wimbledon - The British weather is causing ever more contentious line-calls.'

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

'Welcome to Florida. Do you know your evacuation route?'

Today's Weather.

"It feels like 90 degrees out here."

'Apparently summer's going to start next month...'

'Newsflash: Experts are warning that overloading the Cloud with billions of bytes could cause massive rain and flooding.'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'It's a good thing that you've got rubber-soled shoes on. That could have gone all the way through you.'

Rain on solar farm: 'This weather is good for farmers, I bet?'

"I'd like to report a cloud."

'I've put on a lot of weight, but I'll lose it all in the Spring.'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

American Heatwave: 'Hard-boiled again, Martha?'

'... And looking at the extended forecast. We see the swarms of locusts moving out by the weekend just in time for another wave of burning hail.'

"Yeah, yeah, maybe it's cyclical but I don't feel any better."

God's Seasonings

70 degrees in Spring / 70 degrees in Fall

Jesus snowblows a cloud.

'See, here's where you screwed up.'