Creative Complainer Gifts

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Mowing Job Sucks.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'Mine was stone cold.'

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'Not the bloody batteries again.'

"You say that life is suffering, but isn't it also complaining?"

"I don't like it already."

Input (not yours) and Output (only mine).

"Waiter, there's a greenfly in my soup!"

'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!'

"Where does it hurt?"

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

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"Tom, this is an ideas meeting, not a planning meeting."

'You have a complaint about your taxes? That will be a 50 cent complaint tax.'

Dog reading catalog with impish grin.

'You know, this work is misery, but I really like the people I work with.'

'I hope you find something that's worth complaining to my friends about.'

"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

Complaints and Gratitude.

'I'm afraid your complaining is chronic.' - 'I want a second opinion!!'

'You can contact us 3 ways: an email that will be trashed, a fax that will be buried, and a letter which will be lost.'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

'Why is it that every time I see you all you ever do is complain?'

'I'm just going to our front gate for a chunner!'

"Well, at least he died doing what he loved."

"He's head over heels, worships the ground I walk on – kind of annoying."