Communication Complainer Gifts

'You can contact us 3 ways: an email that will be trashed, a fax that will be buried, and a letter which will be lost.'

These text messages from the phone company are killing me!

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

Complaints Desk

#notblessed

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

Federal Department of Gimme, Gimme, Gimme!

"You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund!!" "OK. Where's the drink?" "What do you mean? I drank it. It wasn't till I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste." "You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's not how it works." "You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you." "That's not how it works!"

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'Not the bloody batteries again.'

'I've met someone else unwilling to share his feelings with me.'

Input (not yours) and Output (only mine).

"Where does it hurt?"

'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!'

"Waiter, there's a greenfly in my soup!"

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

Dog reading catalog with impish grin.

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

'You know, this work is misery, but I really like the people I work with.'

'I hope you find something that's worth complaining to my friends about.'

"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."

'You walked through the park to get here, didn't you, Modom?'

Complaints and Gratitude.

'I'm afraid your complaining is chronic.' - 'I want a second opinion!!'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

'Why is it that every time I see you all you ever do is complain?'

'Same old rubbish every day! When are they going to give us something interesting to read with our cornflakes?'

"This the last time I reply all."

Mowing Job Sucks.

"Well, at least he died doing what he loved."

'I'm just going to our front gate for a chunner!'

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

"He's head over heels, worships the ground I walk on – kind of annoying."

'Too cold at home, too hot here: You can't stop complaining can you?'