Dedicated Complainer Gifts

"Well, at least he died doing what he loved."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

#notblessed

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

"I don't like it already."

Airline concerns.

"Just eat your alphabet soup Harold."

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

Input (not yours) and Output (only mine).

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

"Waiter, there's a greenfly in my soup!"

'Me' Weekly

"Where does it hurt?"

'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!'

"'C-minus'? -- I'd like to speak to your supervisor!"

"Want to bitch for one more lap?"

'No - I demand to speak to your REAL manager!'

'What are you annoyed about now?'

"I was at home all day yesterday so when do I want you to re-deliver? Yesterday!"

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

'Hi, I'm from Complainers Anonymous. Can I see the manager?'

'You know, this work is misery, but I really like the people I work with.'

"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."

'I hope you find something that's worth complaining to my friends about.'

Dog reading catalog with impish grin.

Complaints and Gratitude.

'I'm afraid your complaining is chronic.' - 'I want a second opinion!!'

'You can contact us 3 ways: an email that will be trashed, a fax that will be buried, and a letter which will be lost.'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'