Eternal Complainers Gifts

'Too cold at home, too hot here: You can't stop complaining can you?'

The complaint

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

"I don't like it already."

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

Input (not yours) and Output (only mine).

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

"Waiter, there's a greenfly in my soup!"

'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!'

"Where does it hurt?"

"'C-minus'? -- I'd like to speak to your supervisor!"

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

"Want to bitch for one more lap?"

Dog spelled backward is GOD, cat is TAC, a pain in the butt.

'I hope you find something that's worth complaining to my friends about.'

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."

'You know, this work is misery, but I really like the people I work with.'

'Hi, I'm from Complainers Anonymous. Can I see the manager?'

'What are you annoyed about now?'

Dog reading catalog with impish grin.

Complaints and Gratitude.

'I'm afraid your complaining is chronic.' - 'I want a second opinion!!'

'You can contact us 3 ways: an email that will be trashed, a fax that will be buried, and a letter which will be lost.'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

"He's head over heels, worships the ground I walk on – kind of annoying."