Serial Complainer Gifts

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

'After a few more years of complaining I think I may change my life.'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

"I don't like it already."

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

Input (not yours) and Output (only mine).

'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!'

"Waiter, there's a greenfly in my soup!"

"Where does it hurt?"

"'C-minus'? -- I'd like to speak to your supervisor!"

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

"Want to bitch for one more lap?"

Dog reading catalog with impish grin.

'You know, this work is misery, but I really like the people I work with.'

'I hope you find something that's worth complaining to my friends about.'

Dog spelled backward is GOD, cat is TAC, a pain in the butt.

"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."

'Hi, I'm from Complainers Anonymous. Can I see the manager?'

'What are you annoyed about now?'

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

Complaints and Gratitude.

'I'm afraid your complaining is chronic.' - 'I want a second opinion!!'

'You can contact us 3 ways: an email that will be trashed, a fax that will be buried, and a letter which will be lost.'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

'Is that the Acme Travel Agency? I'm complaining about the lousy food on board ship!'

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

"He's head over heels, worships the ground I walk on – kind of annoying."

'I'm just going to our front gate for a chunner!'

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"