Nature Ignorer T-Shirts

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Grace For Flies

The Environmentalist

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Swan Fairy Tales

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A mother and baby elephant

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I love you too, big guy."

Where Indian ink came from.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Polar bear bowling alley

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

No littering...

Relaxing in the Sun

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Bless You."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed