Interest Ignorer T-Shirts

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

'The only way you can become a millionaire by investing in savings accounts, is to invest millions in savings accounts.'

"It would appear that our 'rainy day investment fund' hasn't even yielded enough to buy us an umbrella each."

'Money DOES make me happy.'

"Well, that's not a good market indicator."

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

"If it's all the same to you, I'd rather eat this not knowing what the latest science suggests."

'Yes...our chief analyst is recommending further investments in the new year.'

'How did your meeting with your insurance company go?'

Bank Loans - Just Say No

'Look at me!'

“Ha! They think changing the color to red is going to get me to pay this bill?!”

'Your interest? -- oh, we used that to pay the federal deposit insurance.'

"It happens every time we get a new piece of equipment...He won't invest the time to study the instructions and it ends in disaster."

The Fed begins to attempt to raise interest rates hot air balloon.

"Question: are we liable for dumping waste in the swamp?"

"Dr. Garcia is ordering to make a lot of changes in my life."

"Since interest rates are low, I'd like to refinance my bankruptcy."

"It's nothing...probably something I just ate for dinner."

"Think of all that interest piling up at six per cent per annum from day of deposit."

National Apathy Society: Come In Or Whatever

"If I won a million dollars, I'd invest it."

A horde of misers

"Slide dammit!"

C'mon, move!

'I can't read my New Year's resolutions -- I must have spilled beer on them last night.'