Nature Disconntectors T-Shirts

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I love you too, big guy."

The interested bystanders.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Turtle Hat

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Evolution.

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

The New Normal

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Climate Change

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Igloo for birds.

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."