Plant Neglector T-Shirts

Wear your sense of humor with our plant neglector t-shirts. These witty tees make a lighthearted statement about their botanical forgetfulness in a fun and casual style.

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"I thought you'd like it. It's an orchid. pre-neglected!"

"I thought you'd like it. It's an orchid. pre-neglected!" mockup

"I thought you'd like it. It's an orchid. pre-neglected!"

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The Busy Gardener

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'Make sure you pretend to water it.' mockup

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

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'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.'' mockup

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

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Gardener attacked by plants.

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Something Wilted This Way Comes.

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Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping.... mockup

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

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Plant Lady

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Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam. mockup

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

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"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!" mockup

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

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"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?" mockup

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

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'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.' mockup

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

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"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden." mockup

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

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'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.' mockup

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

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An Unexpected Guest.

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"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi." mockup

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

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'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?' mockup

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

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"No! I want to live! I want to live!" mockup

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

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Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure) mockup

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

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Garden Goddess.

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"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?" mockup

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

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'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.' mockup

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

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...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove mockup

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

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Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants. mockup

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

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An old man growing berries

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"I'm losing my patience with you." mockup

"I'm losing my patience with you."

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"Would it kill you to give me a hug?" mockup

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

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Botany Baby!

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"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office." mockup

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

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Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant. mockup

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

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'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!' mockup

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

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Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

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Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying! mockup

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

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'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives! mockup

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

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Tree Passion

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Plant Neglector T-Shirts Collection

Plant Neglector Mugs

Explore our collection of funny and clever mugs for the plant neglector. Perfect for adding humor to their daily coffee break or tea time.

Plant Neglector Pillows

Find the perfect humorous pillows for the plant neglector. Cozy, funny, and a great conversation starter about their love-hate relationship with plants.

Plant Neglector Prints

Browse our humorous prints for the plant neglector’s space. Ideal for decorating with a touch of wit about their botanical forgetfulness.