Plant Neglecter T-Shirts

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Gardener attacked by plants.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Allotment

Plant Lady

Gardener

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Man watering his plants in the rain.

The Garden

'That plant food really works!'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Watering Flowers

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

Thanks for feeding the plants.

"You overwatered the plant, again."