Nature Neglecter T-Shirts

'Look at me!'

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

North Pole

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Allotment

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"I love you too, big guy."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Monkey-artist

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Just Stop Boil

Bird Torture.

An old man growing berries

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Insect extinction

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Evolution.

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Bob! Your manure's here!"