Nature Caretaker T-Shirts

'I wish she wouldn't tend here roses so much: There are no aphids to eat...'

'You're right, I am not a native: My ancestors came to this country with the Conquistadors...'

When Shove Comes To Push

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

'Transportation without pollution! I love a guy that's concerned about vehicle emissions.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Sale! Weed Whackers

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Relax. They're just crows."

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

'Take me to your weeder!'

Better Do SomethingAbout Climate Change

Spotted Owl Migration

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

'There's a bee here from the Food and Drug Administration who wants to inspect the hive.'

The Threat to the Environment

Adelie Penguins Protest Australian Antarctic Airport

Worm Appreciation Society!

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Hourglass earth - time running out

'We are the last Dodos on the planet, so I've put all of our eggs safely into this basket...'

Pardon our dust as we continue to remodel every square inch of planet Earth!

"Let's go, this is definitely a manicured lawn: we won't find clover or dandelions here..."

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

'Where's your goldfish?'