Nature Caretaker Mugs

'I wish she wouldn't tend here roses so much: There are no aphids to eat...'

'You're right, I am not a native: My ancestors came to this country with the Conquistadors...'

When Shove Comes To Push

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

'Transportation without pollution! I love a guy that's concerned about vehicle emissions.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Sale! Weed Whackers

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"Relax. They're just crows."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

A whale with corporate sponsorship

'Take me to your weeder!'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Spotted Owl Migration

Hourglass earth - time running out

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

'There's a bee here from the Food and Drug Administration who wants to inspect the hive.'

The Threat to the Environment

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

Adelie Penguins Protest Australian Antarctic Airport

Worm Appreciation Society!

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

'We are the last Dodos on the planet, so I've put all of our eggs safely into this basket...'

Pardon our dust as we continue to remodel every square inch of planet Earth!

"Let's go, this is definitely a manicured lawn: we won't find clover or dandelions here..."

"It's from God - a bill for 557 pterodactyls, 76 baby brontosaurs and 28 giant tapirs, payable within 30 days or we'll be extinct."

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

"Did you forget to tell anyone to water the garden while we were away?"

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.