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'There's a bee here from the Food and Drug Administration who wants to inspect the hive.'

"So what's this then? Old or sick?"

Bitchbark Canoe

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Busy Gardener

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

So Close..

'The circle is complete!'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Nature versus commerce.

"That's not how I sat on you."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....