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Leaving Eden - Historic District

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Beaver tower

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

The melting polar ice caps

Igloo for birds.

Climate Change

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"Gunther's years ahead of his time."

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"I dunno...ask him."

'Green Peace'

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

'Thanks for the heads up!'

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

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