'Look at me!'
Nature Neglecter Gifts
Looking for a gift for the nature neglecter? Whether they’re penning their next big idea or just enjoying a bit of solitude, our quirky products add a humorous touch to their outdoor or creative space. Celebrate their unique blend of love for nature and a hint of neglect with witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Inspire a smile and make their day special with something that resonates with their unconventional love for the wild or their creative side.
'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'
Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...
What are you giving Mother Earth this year?
'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'
North Pole
The Environmentalist
Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future
'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'
"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"
Allotment
'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'
"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."
"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."
"I love you too, big guy."
"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."
How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...
Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)
The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.
How did THAT get there? Wash me.
Monkey-artist
Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!
A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey
Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.
"Global warming is a great icebreaker."
Just Stop Boil
Bird Torture.
An old man growing berries
Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...
'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).
Insect extinction
"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."
Evolution.
The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing
"Bob! Your manure's here!"
Nature Neglecter Gifts Collection
Nature Neglecter Mugs
Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for the nature neglecter who enjoys a humorous twist on their outdoor adventures.
Nature Neglecter Pillows
Find quirky pillows designed for the nature neglecter to add a humorous touch to any living space.
Nature Neglecter Prints
Browse our artistic prints that celebrate the love-hate relationship with nature, perfect for framing or decorating a creative space.
Nature Neglecter T-Shirts
Discover fun T-shirts for the nature neglecter that showcase their unique outdoor attitude with a humorous edge.