Plant Rescuer T-Shirts

'That's typical of Nigel - endangered specimens come first!'

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

Gardener attacked by plants.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

The Velvet Mesquite

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'Take me to your weeder!'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

In the houseplant cemetery.

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

Hedgehog Mortuary.

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"I dread these W.I. meetings

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

"Hey. What are you doing to that card?"

"I'm desperate, John. Please lend me your lawnmower."

Protecting the green

Ocotillo

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

'Dad, I've beached myself again: Can you come and pick me up?'

"Oh no, Daisy's committing herbicide!"

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

Dead House Plant