Plant Rescuer T-Shirts

'That's typical of Nigel - endangered specimens come first!'

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

Gardener attacked by plants.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

The Velvet Mesquite

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'Take me to your weeder!'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

Frost advisory tonight.

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

In the houseplant cemetery.

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

"I dread these W.I. meetings

Protecting the green

Ocotillo

'Dad, I've beached myself again: Can you come and pick me up?'

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

I've got lettuce, snow peas and radishes planted. Seeds. Next I'll plant beans, zucchini, leeks and chard. Plus tomatoes and basil. A lot of work for stuff no one wants to eat.

"I'm desperate, John. Please lend me your lawnmower."

"Hey. What are you doing to that card?"

"Oh no, Daisy's committing herbicide!"