Nature Naysayer Gifts

Go Back to New York

'Fiends of the Earth'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

'You and your aversion to needles!'

Carbon capture and storage

'I've got an idea. Why don't we just tack on the word 'natural' to our pesticide sprays?'

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

Frankenfood farms: pest-resistant, fresher-longer, who-knows-what produce.

God is dead.

Not a happy camper.

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

“The children claimed to love nature, even as they warmed themselves by roasting the dismembered limbs of the tree’s mother.”

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

'I said my first no today...'

'Tell the Nielsen people I'm channel hopping, and let it go at that.'

"Je n'aime pas la nature!"

"Did you send your editor the final pages of 'Organizing Your Life'?"

'What makes you think the boat sprung a leak?'

"As a communist, my great-grandfather was subjected to hatred and discrimination. As a bourgeois-conservative smoker who drives a car with an internal combustion engine I continue this tradition."

Yorkshire Water - "Time to take a leak Gentlemen ?"

Armstrong, I was wondering something. Go on. Our electricity keeps going out. You said the rolling blackouts are caused by overuse of air conditioning to deal with the heat. But summer is long over. The heat waves are gone. Might somebody be using global warming as an excuse to keep the power off and save money? I was framed.

"Thanks all the same, but I'm heading west."

"At the next intersection, turn whichever way you f#$%!^&* want! You never listen to me anyway!"