Needle Naysayer Gifts

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Syringe being bent by a tattoo of a knight in armour.

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

'You and your aversion to needles!'

'I can't go in THERE - you know I'm terrified of needles!'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

Go Back to New York

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

God is dead.

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

Not a happy camper.

"Why are you hurting me? I didn't hurt you."

'On the plus side, the unbelievable pain following the injection is comparatively short-lived.'

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

Ugh! I hate shots! The Dodos.

'Are you sure you followed the pattern right?'

'Tell the Nielsen people I'm channel hopping, and let it go at that.'

'What makes you think the boat sprung a leak?'

Ouch!

"Thanks all the same, but I'm heading west."

"He's afraid of needles..."

Trevor accidentally sees an inacupuncturist.

"Really, you're afraid of needles?"

"Math scares me so much I can't even add it to my list of anxieties."

"I hate needles!"

Man with needle in bum on his mobile "Yes, the nurse fainted"

"Let's just agree that they're dolphins, not sharks. I don't want to fall out with you."

"I come to these get-togethers to see who's coming apart."