Numbers Naysayer Gifts

"Math scares me so much I can't even add it to my list of anxieties."

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

Go Back to New York

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

Cats are not as intelligent as you think.

'You and your aversion to needles!'

God is dead.

One more question, Lance

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

Not a happy camper.

'That 'multiplication table' seems contrived to me!'

'In the real world there is no such thing as algebra.'

"So, fifty percent loved the advert!" "That's right...I did, but my wife didn't."

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

'I said my first no today...'

'Tell the Nielsen people I'm channel hopping, and let it go at that.'

"I can give you a 93.4% assurance that there is less than a 65.6% possibility that this excercise will simply generate 34.8% more meaningless statistics."

"Did you send your editor the final pages of 'Organizing Your Life'?"

'What makes you think the boat sprung a leak?'

"That's what they want you to believe."

"Math is not my strong suit. That said, I would suggest investing 30% in stocks, 40% in bonds and 40% in previous metals."

"At the next intersection, turn whichever way you f#$%!^&* want! You never listen to me anyway!"

"Thanks all the same, but I'm heading west."

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'I don't need to learn how to subtract. I'm going to work for the government.'

"What this country needs is less math education, not more."

I'm thinking of becoming an architect, now that you don't have to know math. You don't? I read an architect's blog. He debunked the "good at math" myth. He said he never went past algebra 2 and doesn't really need to know any more than his 5th grade kid does. I think I'll go in on the ground floor. Maybe design suspension bridges before working my way up to skyscrapers. HOJ. I am never driving or going inside a building again in life. If I need to find the hypotenuse of a bridge thingy, there's

The kid who learnt about math on the street

"Let's just agree that they're dolphins, not sharks. I don't want to fall out with you."