The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'
Network Naysayers Gifts
Looking for a gift that speaks to the resilient spirit of network naysayers? Our collection features witty, clever, and uplifting items designed to brighten their day and remind them that perseverance beats doubt. Whether they’re colleagues, friends, or family members facing challenges, these thoughtfully crafted products fuse humor with encouragement, helping skeptics see the positives and push forward with confidence.
"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."
Traditional vs alternative medicine.
The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.
Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!
'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'
'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'
'My daughter read on the internet about a hip replacement with free built-in MP3 player,'
Down With Wikipedia
'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'
"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the Internet had never been invented."
"Well, who you gonna believe? Me or Wikipedia?"
"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."
"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."
Social media and privacy
Go Back to New York
'You and your aversion to needles!'
Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day
"No, as of yet, they are not on the internet!"
'If you don't believe me, Google it.'
Not a happy camper.
"You're suffering from banner blindness."
'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'
"Oh look, dear. when you press 'alt-right' it types a little swastika!"
One more question, Lance
"The internet begs to differ."
"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."
'I hate networking.'
'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'
'I said my first no today...'
"No...his mobile network has gone down."
That business about the meek inheriting the earth sounds an awful lot like an internet scam.
"Dude - don't believe in all that nonsense you read on the internet."
"Did you send your editor the final pages of 'Organizing Your Life'?"
'Oh my gosh!!! What are you doing giving out our credit card information online?!!!'
Network Naysayers Gifts Collection
Network Naysayers Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for network naysayers—perfect for daily motivation and a good morning laugh.
Network Naysayers Pillows
Check out our supportive pillows for network naysayers—bringing comfort and a positive vibe to any space.
Network Naysayers Prints
Discover inspiring prints for network naysayers—ideal for uplifting their surroundings with humor and hope.
Network Naysayers T-Shirts
Browse our witty t-shirts for network naysayers—adding humor and encouragement to their everyday wardrobe.