Network Naysayers Pillows

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

'My daughter read on the internet about a hip replacement with free built-in MP3 player,'

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

Down With Wikipedia

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the Internet had never been invented."

"Well, who you gonna believe? Me or Wikipedia?"

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

Social media and privacy

Go Back to New York

'You and your aversion to needles!'

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

"No, as of yet, they are not on the internet!"

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

"You're suffering from banner blindness."

"The internet begs to differ."

"Oh look, dear. when you press 'alt-right' it types a little swastika!"

'I hate networking.'

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

'I said my first no today...'

"No...his mobile network has gone down."

"Dude - don't believe in all that nonsense you read on the internet."

"Did you send your editor the final pages of 'Organizing Your Life'?"

'Oh my gosh!!! What are you doing giving out our credit card information online?!!!'

Help. Forgot All My Account Passwords.