Notification Naysayer Pillows

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

Go Back to New York

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

'You and your aversion to needles!'

"Ugh, it rings every time an angel gets his wings - how do I put it in silent mode?"

God is dead.

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

Hiding From Social Media

"Hi. My name is Barry, and I check my E-mail two to three hundred times a day."

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

'I said my first no today...'

'Tell the Nielsen people I'm channel hopping, and let it go at that.'

Phone notifications which creep you out.

"Did you send your editor the final pages of 'Organizing Your Life'?"

'What makes you think the boat sprung a leak?'

"Thanks all the same, but I'm heading west."

"At the next intersection, turn whichever way you f#$%!^&* want! You never listen to me anyway!"

"I feel sh***y . . . yeah that didn't help."

"Let's just agree that they're dolphins, not sharks. I don't want to fall out with you."

"Math scares me so much I can't even add it to my list of anxieties."

'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.'

Syringe being bent by a tattoo of a knight in armour.

"I come to these get-togethers to see who's coming apart."

"There is an easier an less expensive way to turn off those annoying notifications..."

'Fiends of the Earth'

"I'm clearing all my offline notifications."

Iceberg Warning Sign

'I love this room, so many happy memories of killing innovation..'