Social Network Skeptics Pillows

Social media and privacy

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Rare Books

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

'My daughter read on the internet about a hip replacement with free built-in MP3 player,'

Down With Wikipedia

"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation"

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

#notblessed

'After analyzing 5 petabytes of Facebook data and 800 million tweets we were able to conclude that our customers are idiots.'

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available."

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the Internet had never been invented."

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"Well, who you gonna believe? Me or Wikipedia?"

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."