Social Interaction Skeptics Pillows

"I have a bad association with people."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Glance Exchange

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

All-Purpose Obamatoon

Facelook

#notblessed

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'

"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation"

'After analyzing 5 petabytes of Facebook data and 800 million tweets we were able to conclude that our customers are idiots.'

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available."

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

But It's So Easy

Social media and privacy