Social Interaction Critic Pillows

"Next time, if someone gives you a compliment, just say 'thank you'."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Trump pardons

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Where does it all end up?

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Glance Exchange

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Whine and cheezed party."

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

The Revolution Will Not Be Organized

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"Let's throw another ideologue on the fire."

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

Trump's Torrent of BS Is Distracting Us From Real, Actually Important, Issues

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Hey boss, in light of all that's been happening in Hollywood and journalism, I just want to thank you. For what? Well, for a long time now, you've underpaid me, overworked me, threatened to replace me with undocumented workers or robots, made me an unwitting accomplice to money laundering for foreign oligarchs ... but you've never sexually harassed me. So for that, boss, I thank you. Only a fool would engage in an unprofitable ... I mean ... immoral ... activity. You're such a wonderful very bad