Social Interaction Satirist Pillows

After 15 years Mike was released

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"You're fired."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

Torturing the English Language

Trump pardons

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

UK border controls relaxed.

No-Work Orange

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Ghostwriting the Bible

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

The Proust of Twitter

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

The prying mantis,

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

"Yes, one is a dog."

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'