Social Skills Satirist Pillows

Copycats

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"Yes, one is a dog."

The prying mantis,

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

Horse statue throws off rider.

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"I'm after the history section."

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

Inhospitality tent.

'Coleridge'

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"God help us, it's that guy."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

"It keeps me from looking at my phone every two seconds."

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

"Sometimes I have this awful feeling I'm really a West Side Person."

'It's funny because it's true.'

"All the better to ignore you with."

Wine tasters...

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'