Social Issues Satirist Pillows

"Do you mean three hundred million dollars on top of what we already have here, or three hundred million dollars including what we already have here?"

Homeless Agoraphobic Please Help.

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"You're fired."

"Nation-building never works."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Flags

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Reagacentennial

"You're on a what?!"

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

The International and May Day Terrorism

The economy.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"We won!"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

We need a Europe of U-turns.

Trump leaving

The americanisation of vulture.

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Kritik's Korner

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Government a la Carte