Social Issues Satirist Pillows

"Do you mean three hundred million dollars on top of what we already have here, or three hundred million dollars including what we already have here?"

Homeless Agoraphobic Please Help.

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Nation-building never works."

"You're fired."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Flags

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"You're on a what?!"

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

The economy.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"We won!"

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

The americanisation of vulture.

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Trump leaving

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"Yes, one is a dog."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"