Netball Naysayer Gifts

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

End of football season - UK

Go Back to New York

'You and your aversion to needles!'

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

God is dead.

A couple of muskrats talk: 'Frankly, I've had it with hockey.'

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

"My doctor said I needed to go on a diet. . . Yes, to a new doctor!"

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

'I said my first no today...'

'Tell the Nielsen people I'm channel hopping, and let it go at that.'

'Reaching in! Deliberate smearing of lipstick!'

'What makes you think the boat sprung a leak?'

"Thanks all the same, but I'm heading west."

'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.'

"Math scares me so much I can't even add it to my list of anxieties."

'Frankly, I don't have much confidence in his diet book, either.'

"Let's just agree that they're dolphins, not sharks. I don't want to fall out with you."

'I hate cricket.'

'What a stupid game. Who'd want to play that?'

Syringe being bent by a tattoo of a knight in armour.

"I come to these get-togethers to see who's coming apart."

'Fiends of the Earth'

"Mind if we play through?"

'Actually... She is the best hooker out there.'

Iceberg Warning Sign

'I love this room, so many happy memories of killing innovation..'

'Your generation is soft. I my day we had only three cable movie channels, one ESPN and it was all crappy analog!!'