Netball Player Gifts

'Reaching in! Deliberate smearing of lipstick!'

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

If nobody had invented graphics

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Punt Cake

Gary turns 40.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Bears

Snooker Golf.

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"Uptight End"

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

Belief and Trust.

Six jazz instruments.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"Is it something I said dear?"

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

The Goalkeeper

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Basketball