Netball Enthusiast Gifts

'Actually... She is the best hooker out there.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Fly Football

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

The trauma of losing.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Great British Eccentrics.

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Snooker Golf.

Bears

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

Mohamed Salah

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Egyptian Football

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

"Is it something I said dear?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Watching the football.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Men can show their emotions!