Netball Gifts

'Actually... She is the best hooker out there.'

'Reaching in! Deliberate smearing of lipstick!'

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Super Dog'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"I'm working from home today."

"A little help, please."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Fish talking about fisherman

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

'Tired of fetching?'

"Ok, here's this thing again. Don't lose it this time!"

Indoor Football

Geeks and their dogs.

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Doggy-3D

'Good dog!'

Fetch the Boomerang

Wilfried Zaha

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

Goal

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

Man throwing stick for dog