Netball T-Shirts

'Actually... She is the best hooker out there.'

'Reaching in! Deliberate smearing of lipstick!'

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'Super Dog'

"I'm working from home today."

"A little help, please."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Fish talking about fisherman

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

'Tired of fetching?'

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

"Ok, here's this thing again. Don't lose it this time!"

Geeks and their dogs.

Indoor Football

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Doggy-3D

'Good dog!'

Fetch the Boomerang

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

Man throwing stick for dog

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

Wilfried Zaha

Goal

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'You've been on that Video Game all Day. Go outside and play.'

"If you pretend to throw that stick one more time...I will chew your arm off clean to the elbow."