Virtual Practice Buff Gifts

Cricketer at computer - Net Practice

Four children playing the flute.

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I told him he should have trained more."

Music Lessons

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Indoor Football

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

'You've been on that Video Game all Day. Go outside and play.'

'Our coach telecommutes.'

Sleeping musician

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Today's seminar is going to be so much fun...

'It's a Marimba!'

'My friend Andy is outside with his laptop. He wants to know if I can come out and blog.'

Play Ball!

Practicing the C major scale in 6 positions.

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'This summer, how does obedience camp sound?'