Virtual Training Aficionado Gifts

"Given the coronavirus, you're all going have to work at home."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Technologies and distance classes

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Dog Park Zoom

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

'Hey, dad, I taught the dog to sit!'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"Do as many study days as you can."

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."

'Eat boy, eat!... I taught him that one myself.'

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

Puppy school vs. kitten school

"We walked him a lot when he was a puppy. . . now he walks us."

She provided customer service training to a diverse audience.

"New tricks CD Rom"

"Don't worry dude, that's not the intercom, here, give me the manual."

Mrs Dellarosa will teach us a catch tune about how to use the new copier.

Executive board meeting discussing new training strategy.

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

Course of Training for Rugger Novices

I'm here for my training course. - 'Please take a seat' - 'Ah... ten blissful minutes to read the paper in silence.' - '' - 'Did you park in the red bay?' - 'Yes.' - 'Big mistake, 'half pint'. You can't park there.' - 'But...' - 'Move it!!!' - 'Okay, ok

'We've listened to staff concerns about the need for more training.'

"What don't you understand about 'fetch'?"

Chinese whispers: "This active listening workshop sounds useful!" "Why would I want to go to Worksop?"

'Hang on, before you wash those have you completed module B/c2 of your mandatory training in 'hand sanitisation' procedures?'