Training Aficionado Gifts

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

'Since we initiated regular staff development sessions, we've turned the school around 360 degrees.'

'Ready to try out your new training?'

"Don't worry dude, that's not the intercom, here, give me the manual."

'I'd like to start this training session with another 'icebreaker'...'

Mrs Dellarosa will teach us a catch tune about how to use the new copier.

Ballerinas at the Barre

'We've listened to staff concerns about the need for more training.'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

Police Dog Training

"We walked him a lot when he was a puppy. . . now he walks us."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

"I told him he should have trained more."

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"

Early Exercise Machines

Battery lifting weights

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

'Music & Gym'

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture