Training Camp Aficionado Gifts

"Rustle when I call your name and I'll bring your diploma to you."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

How to go form fit to fat...

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Early Exercise Machines

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Battery lifting weights

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'Music & Gym'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'Hey, dad, I taught the dog to sit!'

"You're doing great - keep it up."

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

Snow woman admiring a muscular snowman.