Boot Camp Enthusiast Gifts

Grasshopper Boot Camp: 'When I say 'jump' you jump!'

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Camping-Pong

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'I mean...'

Dog with his own tent.

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"You took too long!"

Reverse Mortgage.

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

I love campsites!

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."