Boot Camp Enthusiasts Gifts

'Welcome to boot camp. You'll be staying in hut two-three-four.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

Vicar absent from church due to car boot sale.

"Do as many study days as you can."

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

"We always get a good pitch at the site."

Trying on boots

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'Guaranteed! By the end of the summer he'll be so self-reliant that you can cancel his allowance.'

'Good news, I've just booked our holiday, it's two weeks in a caravan in Wales.'

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

"I don't like roughing it..."

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

"Wow, these boots really ARE water repellent!"

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

'I warned you to not raid that camp just before hibernation.'