Boot Camp Survivor Gifts

'Hi Mom, Boot camp is fine, but I think our drill sergeant is hard of hearing. Every time we say something, he yells 'I can't hear you.''

"These feet are fine. You have at least a couple of route marches left in them."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

Examinations.

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'Want to hear something scary? This is the third time this week I've gotten off the bus and still remember what I've learned.'

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

'Hmmm, everyone seems to have prepared for the exam except for Thomas who's making a long face now.'

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

Ereptile Dysfunction

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."