Summer School Survivor Gifts

'Lesson one...those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

Examinations.

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"It's going to be one of those days."

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"The school year is officially over, and the teachers won."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'Want to hear something scary? This is the third time this week I've gotten off the bus and still remember what I've learned.'

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

Working Environment

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'The good news is we were able to remove the homework from his stomach. The bad news is, your kid can't write worth a damn.'

'Hmmm, everyone seems to have prepared for the exam except for Thomas who's making a long face now.'

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden