Summer Survivor Gifts

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"They complain that it's the hottest summer in a hundred years, but I say, No problem-o."

"It's the worst case of prickly heat I've seen"

After spending the summer home with the kids, teacher pay doesn't seem all that high after all.

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

Hot enough for you?

". . . I said, that new air-conditioner sure is powerful!"

'You're sure a thirsty bunch.'

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

'It's so hot you could fry an egg white on the sidewalk.'

'Boy it's hot today!'

"It's so hot they're laying them already cooked!"

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

Air conditioning.

During the heatwave, hi-tech cooling measures were introduced on all underground stations.

"I just feel hot, and I've started sweating a lot. . . can you give me something for that?"

A bus becomes a microwave full of a people.

Intense summer sun

Attack Bugs

Fox Operated Fan

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'It's not the heat, it's the humidity.'

'Is that the water authority? Can I use my hosepipe to pump out the basement?'

Relief for America in the Heat.

"If you stopped screaming and waving your arms about it won't bother you."

'We're broke and tired, but the kids are finally off to school.'

"Thank goodness they're only seasonal."

"Oh boy, her come the summer bugs."

You Know It's Hot When. . . Walking on the Grass Burns your Feet. . .

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning for central air conditioning

A snowman enjoys the aircon

"Hot, humid, cranky and very uncomfortable girl summer"

"This heat is killing me. Let's get a drink in Little Antarctica?"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'