Summer Survival Gifts

"You'll have your turn again in 5 seconds, Mark."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

On holiday.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Freshest ice cream in town!

"I've just barbecued my head again."

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

French wine

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Fish snorkling above water.

Sunbathing in the park

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Lawnmower

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

A guide to seasons in the North East

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

A crab with a utility knife claw

Segregated Beach

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'