Summer Survival Pillows

"You'll have your turn again in 5 seconds, Mark."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

On holiday.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Freshest ice cream in town!

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

French wine

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Fish snorkling above water.

Lawnmower

Sunbathing in the park

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

A crab with a utility knife claw

A guide to seasons in the North East

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Segregated Beach

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'